5: The number of poopy diapers changed
1.25: Number of movies watched, Frozen in full and the first 20 minutes of Moana
33: Grocery items ordered on Instacart at Whole Foods and Wegmans
2: Snowglobes that almost bit it, because I underestimated my toddler's height and desire for destruction
6: The time Ryland woke up, an hour earlier than normal😬
25: Minutes spent watching Peppa Pig at 6am because mama has got to have her coffee
1: Kodiak cake pancake made for lunch for my daughter with blueberries "hidden" inside
1: Kodiak cake pancake fed immediately to George because...toddler.
0/2: Children wearing clothes other than what they slept in
1/2: Children wearing pants
3: Nursing sessions
2/3: Nursing sessions not interrupted because I had to stop Ryland from destroying property or injuring herself
36: Approximate number of baby Bobby toots (he is one gassy baby)
10: The episode of season 1 of The Crown that I've reached and can enjoy in peace while Ryland naps
5: Different types of Christmas treats packed up for gifting, because when you are basically home bound you have some time on your hands, and while I couldn't do any full fledged cookies this year I was able to make treats as long as they could be done in no more than 15 minute intervals
I'm a thirty-something mom of two, wife, pediatric RN, and writer with a passion for the all the big and little things in life.