1. Really, really cold pineapple (and assorted other fruit). I think this can be filed under pregnancy cravings. I really haven’t had “cravings” up until the last couple of weeks in terms of having to have a certain food immediately. But the last month or so I have started to become obsessed with cold fruit (and the cold part is non-negotiable). As in I will elbow a friendly grandma out of the way at Fresh Market if she is going for the last container of cut up pineapple. There is literally nothing more satisfying to me than icy pineapple cubes (especially with a little kosher salt sprinkled on top, mmmmm). I am lazy and do not buy whole pineapples, but luckily pre-cut pineapple is readily available most places. In a similar vein I have been all about refrigerated strawberries and grapes. Oh and don’t even get me started on smoothies. I tried to run down to Au Bon Pain at work on a super busy day and got to their little kiosk that serves smoothies until 5pm at 4:51. I started to order a strawberry banana smoothie, mouth watering, when the lady who worked there informed me they were no longer serving smoothies. In a split second I debated between openly weeping or going full on preggo rage mode and single handedly dismantling the kiosk while onlookers started on in horror. Instead I sulked and walked away with deep sadness in my heart that remained until the next day when I got a spinach, banana, and coconut smoothie from Ginger Juice at the Village (which was freaking incredible, even if the store itself was a little intimidating with its unpasteurized juices and acai bowls).
2. Ice cream every single night. So yeah, this is another incredibly stereotypical preggo craving, but I just cannot go a night without ice cream these days. And it is oddly liberating for someone who dieted her entire 20s to just embrace eating ice cream on a daily basis. The husband and I are mutually enamored with Gelati Celesti. There’s one about 3 miles away (our last house had one that was a 15 min walk away, I try not to remember how good we had it to live without WALKING distance from that manna from heaven). But instead of driving to get ice cream every night we cleverly buy the pints (or quarts when I buy) for our home consumption. The Just Ask flavor is currently sitting in our freezer and I am already looking forward to our appointment tonight after dinner.
3.Real Housewives on Hulu. Somehow I did not realize until very recently that most Bravo shows are available to stream on Hulu. As in full series. As in every. single. episode. of every single Housewives. EVER. I am currently in a serious binge of NYC (previously I finished up the entire series of Vanderpump Rules). Now before the more sophisticated readers out there judge the crap out of me, let me just say this little disclaimer. I work really hard doing a job that is about as “real” as you can get, frequently seeing things that are hard and awful and brutal. And because of that fact I feel fully entitled to spend some of my free time watching silly, frivolous rich women argue and go on silly trips and shop and be just gloriously shallow and vain. I love my Housewives, and the first few seasons of NYC are about as good as Housewives get (right now Jill and Betheny are going through their epic friend breakup, single tear for the loss).
4. The People vs. OJ Simpson. From lowbrow to highbrow, this is actually a legitimately great show. I was 8 when the OJ trial was on and remember it but didn’t actively watch it (the main thing that I remember is that the pool we belonged to kept a tally on a big white board of how many days the trial had lasted). So even though obviously I know the iconic moments like the gloves, so much of the story is new to me. It’s fascinating from so many perspectives what happened and how it happened. But even if it was all fiction, it would be compelling because the cast is so freaking good across the board. David Schwimmer of all people has broken my heart almost every episode. And I’m also especially impressed with Sterling K. Brown as prosecutor Christopher Darden. I’m not sure why this actor isn’t more famous, but I hope this leads to lots of roles for him, because he’s really, really good.
5. Royal Nails (in the Ridge Shopping Center). I don’t get frequent manicures or pedicures but when I do I’ve gone to the same place for the last 5 years. They always do a good job, but it’s a little rough around the edges (typically I get loudly yelled at by Asian women when I walk in the door to pick out a color and then get offered eyebrow waxes multiple times before I leave). So to my delight my best friend suggested Royal Nails for a mani/pedi date. It was nice while pregnant but when I am no longer pregnant it may become my favorite place one earth. Because there is a WINE BAR. At a nail salon. That serves WINE. To DRINK. Maybe it’s because I am pregnant right now and on what feels like month 38 instead of week 38 and just want to drink an entire barrel of wine, but the idea of a wine bar at a nail salon to me is brilliant. The whole experience is supposed to be frivolous and pampering and I cannot wait to get a pedicure in a massage chair while drinking a glass of wine. In the immortal words of Tom from Parks and Rec, talk about treating yo self.
6. This weather. Don’t you love how the first few days of every spring feel like the first time it’s even been warm and sunny? It doesn’t matter how many springs you live through, it never stops feeling like a wonderful surprise that the cold finally ended. The last couple of weeks have been gorgeous and I have loved seeing our new house in a different light in warm weather. There are so many windows in our first floor and I love how airy it feels when we can open them up. I am so ready for the warm months ahead, especially knowing that a newborn will be arriving any minute. I am so glad we won’t be cooped up in the house for months and that I’ll be able to take her out on walks and out to public places without fear of it being too cold or everyone around us having a respiratory virus.
7.Gap Maternity lounge clothes. The Pure Body shirts and lounge pants in particular are just so my jam right now. Comfy and stretchy but not so terribly kaftan-esque where I feel like I’m wearing a duvet cover. I never knew before pregnancy just how much of a God send the invention of “ruching” is. If I’m not at work I am basically going to be wearing an outfit that I could also sleep in. Which is convenient for unexpected mid-day naps 🙂
8. This “going home” outfit I got for baby girl. I know the whole special “going home” outfit is a little silly, because who am I, Kate Middleton? There will be no paparazzi outside MCV waiting to take our photos. More than likely this will get pooped, peed and/or vomited upon. I could put her in a white onesie and call it a day. But I saw it at Old Navy and just could not resist. I have already sensed my shopping energies channeled away from myself (aside from the latest in maternity loungewear, there’s not a lot of clothes shopping when your width is threatening to overtake your height) and toward my daughter to be. And the nice thing is that I get the fun of shopping without any guilt because it’s not for me! It’s for a baby who will not know the difference between a romper and her head for a few months, but still!
10. The knowledge that within 3 weeks I will no longer be pregnant and will be meeting my daughter (!!!).